The Fluf Club

@enigmatico
"f you dad, i'm taking the car!"
-you, probably

the threat of violence is always there. if not by parents then by the state that has to clean up the mess of anti-discipline libtard parents

@Grumblesock how to obtain giant kitter

i could block every mastodon instance and it would make almost no difference. all i do is post snark and clowns on their posts that they can't see anyway

random no speak english lady knocked on my door today. this happens often now

and it was a very skimpy half glass from a restaurant. they measure out every drop.

@timkmak ambulance chasing journalist. you don't even know him but you got in an ambulance with him, why?

@timkmak
>ukraine border bill
you say it like this is normal to combine these things into a single bill

@sj_zero @Hyolobrika oh, *ever* not never. i read never for some reason

@sj_zero @Hyolobrika regrettable imo. i am trigger happy about blocking ip ranges that allow spam

@Hyolobrika @sj_zero i got one of the asian ones the other day, and a spam pic just now

censorship and firewall blocks are mean, but i have no patience for spam. will block instances on sight. admins should review their new users i guess

my neighbor is playing what i can only describe as "pickup truck rock" which just sounds like dummmdummm dummdummm dummm (flabby rock n roll bass guitar, played on a truck stereo system, coming thru walls)

fedi is booty blasted rn. fse and spc dead. spam flying all over the place. too tired to deal with it cause i had one tiny glass of wine and am a lightweight now. liver is so powerful

@FemaleProgFanFromPoland even the rare passing tranny is instantly exposed the minute they open their mouth

@TodePond it doesn't. thanks

uhoh boys i got a spam message. time to do more firewall blocks i guess

@timkmak if you like actual "on the ground" reporting you'll love patrick lancaster https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbjTWVaRx6jMN5ZYgbqe2_w

@phoenix
> already burning planet
this is the primary environmental concern you come up with. smh

nothing against people with lazy eyes- obviously there are exceptions to the rule. i have just noticed a pattern that's all

probably without realizing it